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The Reverend Al Sharpton
I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black BrooklynChurch, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.I sat down and Sharpton came up to me – I don’t know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.He laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!
ABYSSUS ABYSSUM INVOCAT / DEEP CALLS TO DEEP 
The joke is a great one. And, the joke cleverly exposes a sorrowful truth among some Protestants who do not believe in the Holy Trinity of God, and that truth is there are three divine persons in one God, the Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit.
Thank you, Sisters of St. Joseph, Albany, NY, for the constant push to memorize the basic tenets of the Catholic Faith since Kindergarten.