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Here are the greatest, classiest verses in the Trump Bible
By Team Fix August 30 at 9:51 AM
A hashtag has taken over political Twitter of the last few days. It’s called #TrumpBible.
The hashtag/meme was launched to poke fun at Trump’s failure to name his favorite Bible verse — even as he says it’s his favorite book — along with his penchant for hyperbole and judging everyone based on his or her business acumen and negotiating skills.
Below are some of our favorite #TrumpBible verses.
Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment? Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem. #TrumpBible
And Jesus came to them walking on the waves and said, “Have you seen the polls? I’m like WAY ahead. It’s not even close.” #TrumpBible
And afterward Joshua, son of Nun, died at the age of 110, full of years, & with a prostate the size of Shechem & Gilgal combined.#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>So in the morning quail covered the camp & I was like,”Really, Lord? Quail? I assume you’re trying to impress us, because wow.”
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns & seven heads & a 9PM show on Fox. Correct-o-mundo. It was Megyn Kelly.
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Sarah lived to be a hundred and twenty-seven years old, but even young she was nothing to look at, so you can just imagine.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Did you know that the plural of vacuum can be vacuums or vacua?
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweeted Matt Mellema
Thank you!
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” data-mentions=”ericmetaxas” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweeted#TrumpBible verses by@ericmetaxas https://www.facebook.com/eric.metaxas/posts/1658037631083835 … “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was TERRIFIC. And also YUUUUGE.”
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” data-mentions=”agmusical” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweetedSaw “Amazing Grace” (
@agmusical) on Broadway last night – v moving treatment of crucial history and universal themes http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/05/theater/the-cast-of-amazing-grace-grapples-with-slavery.html?_r=0 …-
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” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweetedReview of Restoring All Things: God’s Audacious Plan to Change the World Through Everyday People http://ow.ly/PZwGJ
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” data-mentions=”Sean_McDowell JBStonestreet” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweeted“”Restoring All Things is an important and timely book.”
@Sean_McDowell on#RestoringAllThings.@JBStonestreet http://bit.ly/1M9KmvK
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” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweetedAdding to my to-read list: Onward by Russell Moore, 7 Women by Eric Metaxas, and Restoring All Things by Warren Smith & John Stonestreet.
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When
@ericmetaxas says “post a selfie” with a book on pre-order, you don’t ask ?s, you just do it.#7Women
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” data-mentions=”CSLewis” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweetedLooking for a great sci-fi series for your teen? Check out
@CSLewis‘ Space Trilogy: http://www.breakpoint.org/features-columns/youth-reads/entry/40/28077 …#YouthReads
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To read all of my
#TrumpBible tweets, click here! Tremendous. https://www.facebook.com/eric.metaxas/posts/1658037631083835 …
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Alexander the metalworker did me a great deal of harm. I have a big heart, but if anyone should apologize, I think he should.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Whatsoever things are terrific, whatsoever things are fabulous, whatsoever things are really TREMENDOUS, think on these things.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>The 7WOMEN in my book are Tipper Gore, Tippi Hendren, Pippi Longstocking, Patti Duke, Hattie McDaniel, Butterfly McQueen, & Nana Mouskouri.
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” data-mentions=”ericmetaxas” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweeted@ericmetaxas The silence in heaven mentioned in Revelation is all the proof I need that Trump won’t be there.
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Do not rebuke an older man harshly, unless he calls your followers “crazies”.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>He said, “Master, can a lapsed Presbyterian enter the Kingdom of Heaven?” And there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>There will be wailing & gnashing of teeth — and that’s just the people defending Jorge Ramos, who was totally out of line.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>And the Lord beheld the Tower they built on the plain of Shinar & said: “Black w/chrome & gold? I don’t think so. Pls try again.”
#TrumpBible
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” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweeted#CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien: podcast about my new book A Hobbit,a Wardrobe,and a Great War on the Eric Metaxas show: https://soundcloud.com/the-eric-metaxas-show/joe-loconte#c=383 …&
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” data-mentions=”WORLD_mag GabeLyons” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweetedExcellent
@WORLD_Mag interview w/@GabeLyons, a man who models well the “firm center, soft edges” approach we so need: http://ow.ly/RvIaL
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>And Saul told his warriors: “Mexico’s destroying us. We’re a laughingstock.” “We know,” they replied. “Mexico is the new China.”
#TrumpBible
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” data-mentions=”ericmetaxas” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweetedMissed Ann Coulter call
@ericmetaxas a “Pansy”?! You’re in luck! All episodes are FREE and available to stream! http://buff.ly/1Kk6kMG
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” data-mentions=”ericmetaxas” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweetedJudy Short retweeted Eric Metaxas
Almost want to see him elected so I can keep hearing
@ericmetaxas do#TrumpBibleJudy Short added,
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” data-mentions=”ericmetaxas” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweeted@ericmetaxas yup! This one is my favorite.#TrumpBible
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If you want to see all my
#TrumpBible tweets in one place, here you go! https://www.facebook.com/eric.metaxas/posts/1658037631083835 …
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Then there came a tax-collector & I said “Good luck, because I’ve got the best tax lawyers. I mean they’re monsters. Forget it.”
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>And after the wind came an earthquake & he was not in the earthquake. So I’m like, c’mon already. Where are you? I’m a busy man.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Among whom was Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of Joses, and the mother of James & John. Three classy ladies. Tremendous class.
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>And Jesus came to them walking on the waves and said, “Have you seen the polls? I’m like WAY ahead. It’s not even close.”
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>And Pharoah said to Moses: “Do you know how many Hispanics I have working for me?”
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Love covers a multitude of sins. Sure. But you’d be nuts not to get a prenup. I mean, c’mon.
#TrumpBible
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If you want to read all of my
#TrumpBible tweets in one place, click here! Pick a favorite! https://www.facebook.com/eric.metaxas/posts/1658037631083835 …
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” data-mentions=”ericmetaxas” data-retweeter=”ericmetaxas” data-you-follow=”false” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Eric Metaxas retweetedA movie – “Life is Beautiful,” a speech by
@EricMetaxas and the shrug that scares me to death. http://ow.ly/RirSA
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Miracles by
@ericmetaxas in Polish!!@EricMetaxasS#cuda#Poland#miracles
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>A man named Ananias, with Saphira his wife, sold a piece of property. But they were the worst negotiators. They got killed.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>When Paul & Silas were praying, an earthquake shook the jail & all the doors were opened, because none of it was built to code.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Whoever divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery against her. Wait a minute…I don’t want to get that specific.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>A good name is better than fine perfume. But nothing’s better than Trump Cologne.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>A good wife, who can find? I found three.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Moses saw that the Bush was on fire but was not consumed, because face it, the Bush was low-energy.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>A prophet is not without honor except in his hometown. But I was born in Queens, so who cares?
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>He rebuked the wind and said to the sea “Silence, be still!” But Jorge Ramos kept talking and talking.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Foxes have holes and birds have nests, but I have duplexes with views of the East River. The Chinese are buying them like crazy.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>You’ve heard it said, “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth,” but I say unto you that’s lousy negotiating. Why break even?
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and cleave to his wife. For a season.
#TrumpBible
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” data-you-follow=”true” data-follows-you=”false” data-you-block=”false”>Nathan said to David: “You are the man!” And David said, “No YOU are the man!” And they high-fived each other. It was fabulous.
#TrumpBible
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