Eccles and Bosco is saved

Today’s big question is the following: if someone is demonically possessed, should we stop them from speaking in church? Fr James Martin SJ has received another ban, this time from Our Lady of Lourdes Church, in the Diocese of Metuchen, NJ, and it all seems dreadfully unfair. Luckily the talk will still go ahead, probably at the sewage farm in French Town, NJ, the most appropriate venue they could find.

Standing by our most famous alt-Jesuit.

Contrast that cruelty with today’s Gospel, where Our Lord met a man possessed by an unclean spirit. Actually, the man’s teaching was less controversial than Fr Jim’s stuff: for example, he said, “I know who You are: the Holy One of God!” Not something you’d expect Fr Jim to say. Of course, St Mark may have missed out some details: perhaps the possessed man was also telling anyone who would listen that the Holy Spirit was female, or that Jesus should go and chat to a Canaanite woman to find out what His real mission was. You can’t mention every detail.

The point is that Jesus didn’t try to shut him up, or move him to another venue, he simply used dialogue, and built bridges with the man. “Be quiet! Come out of him!” was the formula. The demon left the man, and went into a herd of Jesuits grazing nearby, who rushed down the hill and – I’m sorry, I seem to have turned over two pages at once.

Be quiet! Come out of him!

So, being known for our mercy, we stand by Fr Jim. Probably with a megaphone, so that we can shout COME OUT OF HIM!whenever the great man starts to speak.

We should note that Fr Jim blames his downfall on a far-right website named “Tradition, Family and Property.” You have to watch out for these far-right fascists, in their black shirts (or shorts), shouting “What do we want? Tradition! Family! Property!” when what they should have asked for was “Modernism! LGBT relations! Ruin!” Yes, again Martin hits the nail on the head.

Fr Spode of the Black Shorts tells off Fr James Martin.

We are also told that “another far-right online site that traffics in hate and is similarly obsessed with homosexuality” is Church Militant. Obsessed with homosexuality, unlike Fr James Martin SJ, you notice. The picture below, of its leading light, Michael Voris, shows the depths of shame and degradation to which Church Militant has sunk.

In a shameless act of right-wing hatred, Voris eats an Eccles cake.

Remember that Fr James Martin SJ is an adviser to Pope Francis, and so, by association, is mostly infallible. Of course he is.