It had been snowing all night. So at ….
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead
8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white..
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role
8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction
8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, “Snowballs” and am called a sexist.
9:00 I’m on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices… My children are taken by social services
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the world in which we live today and it’s going to get worse
Bishop Gracida,
This is so true, so sad, and so funny all at the same time! We just have to keep laughing to keep from crying!
Also, here’s wishing you a belated “Happy 95th Birthday.” Here’s praying that God grants you many more birthdays on this earth because, Lord knows, your flock needs you!
You didn’t post for a few days so we got worried that you were sick or something. But I understand (from Charlie) that your website was down. During that time, we missed our daily dose of Bishop Emeritus as I like to call you when I talk about your articles to my husband.
Prayers for you continue, Bishop Gracida! Please keep guiding us with your posts.
I laughed so hard my stomach hurt….
all the while realizing if I wasn’t laughing I’d be crying over the Truth expressed re the insanity if our days.