!!!!
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients
being discharged.
However, a student nurse, found one
elderly man
already dressed and sitting on the hospital bed with a suitcase
at his feet,
who insisted he did not need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let the nurse
wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
‘I don’t know,’ he said.
‘She’s still upstairs in the bathroom
changing out of her hospital gown.’

Tres drole !