ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING I CAN’T FIND MY SHOE

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house,

and after  eating,

the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two men were talking, and one said, ‘Last

night we went  out to a

new restaurant and it was really great. I would

recommend  it very highly.’

The other man said, ‘What is the name of the

restaurant?’

The first man thought and thought and finally said,

‘What’s the name  of

that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the

one  that’s red and

has thorns.’

‘Do you mean a rose?’

‘Yes, that’s the one,’ replied the man. He then

turned towards the  kitchen and yelled,

‘Rose, what’s the name of that

restaurant we  went to last night?’

 

About abyssum

I am a retired Roman Catholic Bishop, Bishop Emeritus of Corpus Christi, Texas
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