HERE IS YOUR LITTLE DOSE OF SATIRE TO HELP YOU COPE WITH THE INSANITY OF SOME OF THE LEADERS OF THE CHURCH

Eccles and Bosco is saved


The Destruction of Swedom and Germannah

Posted: 04 Feb 2018 02:13 AM PST

1. And the people of Swedom and Germannah did great evil in the sight of the Lord.2. Now some of them were Lutherans, but the Lord said “I shall not destroy them by fire, for they know no better.”

Pope and Antje Jackelen

“How nice of you to come and celebrate 500 years of heresy!”

3. However, the Catholics of Germannah had no such excuse, and the Lord was grievously offended by their deeds.

4. For there was a man named Rhino Marx, who had been set up as a leader of the Catholics of Germannah.

5. He came of a noble lineage, for his father was Karl, and his brothers included Groucho, Chico and Harpo.

Rhino Marx

Rhino, the last of the Marx brothers.

7. And in Germannah Rhino had decreed that there was only one possible sin.

8. Thus the man who committed adultery, the thief, the murderer, the bearer of false witness, and he who coveted his neighbour’s ox were all deemed to be righteous.

9. But woe unto him who paid not his church taxes, for he would be excommunicated.

10. And Rhino Marx had a bed of iron, like unto that of Og of Bashan. For he had grown so fat by spending his church taxes on fatted calves and beer, that no wooden bed could support him.

Marx and Francis

“Guess what the Church is going to do next, Holy Father!”

11. Then one day Rhino spake out, saying, “Let us bless the unions of man with man, and woman with woman, which are very common in the lands of Swedom and Germannah.”

12. “For there can be no evil in this if they have paid their church taxes.”

13. And the Lord was exceeding wrathful, and said “I have made enough allowances for this fat buffoon.”

14. “The time cometh soon when I shall rain brimstone and fire down on the land of Germannah.”

15. And it was so.

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2 Responses to HERE IS YOUR LITTLE DOSE OF SATIRE TO HELP YOU COPE WITH THE INSANITY OF SOME OF THE LEADERS OF THE CHURCH

  1. vasheepdog94 says:

    Anti Pope?

    Eccles hasn’t heard from Bosco in awhile.

  2. Terri Bradley says:

    And, now…..if you look at the recent post by 1P5, you will see that in a round about way, they are easing in the change of wording about homosexuality in the CCC. Kind of like from ‘intrinsically disordered’ to …’born that way’. It’s kind of ‘hidden’ but there. Hmm….reminds me of the ‘footnote’ in A.L. Kind of ‘out of the way’ and ‘not as noticeable’ but THERE. The camel’s nose sliding under the tent. They think they’re sliding it in as to not draw too much attention, but what they fail to realize, is that we are watching THEIR EVERY SINGLE MOVE. In 2018, unlike in 1962 the laity are a little more savy, a little more sophisticated and a little smarter. THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET!! What comes to mind is the saying: ‘Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on ME.’ I thank the dear Lord for providing us with a blow by blow so that we know the details of HOW they are recrucifying Christ in His Church……this time. Pray for the faithful Catholic journalists who are sounding the alarm and uncovering the gory details. Pray for their perseverance and for God’s protection! These perverts that are INSIDE the Church are RUTHLESS, and can be VICIOUS if they don’t get their way.

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