Eccles and Bosco is saved

There are numerous pictures, models, effigies, etc. of Pope Francis in circulation, most of which look nothing like the Holy Father. As Pope Francis prepares to pack his bags and flee to Argentina, we present some of the worst, with thanks to various contributors.

A new “Looks nothing like Pope Pius XIII” line will be on sale soon.

Shine, Jesus, Shine!

A “gay” couple celebrate their (undersized) designer baby.

“But I prefer a good fudge.”

Look more like a space alien than a pope.

Change the name on the base, and it can be anyone you like.

Whereas, we all know that Pope Francis is really the actor Jonathan Pryce.

Jonathan Pryce.

Except that Pryce (or possibly Francis) was once a James Bond villain.

Pryce (or Francis) in “Tomorrow never dies”.