Saturday, 20 January 2018
A bit of Humour
A bit of humour to lighten your day, especially my readers ‘of a certain age’!
Today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, “What brings you in today?”
I looked at her, and said, “I’m interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn’t quite know how to respond.
I decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it ‘Pumping Rust.’
When people see a cat’s litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it’s for company!”
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, ‘An ambulance.’
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble..
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ‘ The’ and ‘ IRS ‘ together it spells ‘Theirs…’
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start
bragging about it. This one is me. 70-1/2.
Some people try to turn back their “odometers.” Not me. I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t
paved.
paved.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
May you always have Love to Share, Cash to Spare, And Friends who
Care.
Care.
The Old Curmudgeon
Taken in the woods by Clatonia NRD lake, three days before my 70th birthday.
I was a member of the League!
And I’m still an Evil Trad!
The Gentle Traditionalist, by Roger Buck
A must read! Buy it at Amazon! Click on the image.
HAT TIP: BYRON BULLOCK
ABYSSUS ABYSSUM INVOCAT / DEEP CALLS TO DEEP 
Jovan,
I will remember you in my next celebration of the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass.
Keep those good posts coming, I would like to re-post some more of them.
Blessings,
+rhg
Your Excellency, I am extremely flattered! Thank you so much, and please pray for me!
The Old Curmudgeon, T.O.Carm.
Thank you….very enjoyable.. :+)
Really appreciated this dose of humor today!
Sandy
SEND ME AN EMAIL WITH YOUR USPS ADDRESS AND I WILL SEND YOU A BOOKPLATE WITH MY AUTOGRAPH !!!
LONG LIVE THE CURMUDEON!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE THE GRACIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh. It’s good for the heart. You are in my thoughts and prayers. I just bought your autobiography and look forward to reading it. With you were closer so I could get it autographed.
Mary Ann
Thanks! I needed that!