A LETTER FROM YOUR CONGRESSMAN

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Letter to My Boss (YOU, the American voters)
I have enjoyed working here these past several years.  You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief.  Have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and then pay my estate one year salary death bonus and then continue to pay my spouse my salary with increases until he (or she) dies  and a health plan that most people can only dream of having i.e. no deductible whatsoever.
 
Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.  During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient for me.  In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.
 
Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be coming back with no loss in pay or status.  Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in this matter.  I can, and I will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for re-election
Are we stupid or what?

About abyssum

I am a retired Roman Catholic Bishop, Bishop Emeritus of Corpus Christi, Texas
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2 Responses to A LETTER FROM YOUR CONGRESSMAN

  1. texasooz57 says:

    Bishop,
    Yes. We’re stupid. Enough is enough. (That also applies to closing our wallets to anything Vatican.)

  2. Mary D says:

    yes..stupid and what!

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